Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you... →
I'm the type of person who starts to tear up...
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
I hate you.
When my parents walk by I stop scrolling →
wowfunniestposts: Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second. funniest blog ever
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
me: tumblr is so depressing.
me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
me: food i can't make
me: why can't i be that pretty
me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
me: why do i even come on here??
me: ooo reblogging that